It's all NUFFNANG's fault!

I need more hits ._.
It's all nuffnang's fault for making me desperate for more unique visitors.
Making me innit my posts,
Making me think of stuff to innit,
Making me cry over every dang I get,
Making me plea for nangs.

Being too dramatic here.
I should be like this instead,
I blog, because I like it.
I blog, because I want people to know.
I blog, because it is my hobby.
Nuffnang?
Pfft, it's just an add-on to my blog,
Just an extra income.

But nuffnang offers MONEY $_$
Cold, hard, cash!
With cash,
I can buy whatever I want,
Well,
Depending on how much cash I have of course.
I can get my dreamy little black iPod nano.

But then again,
Money is the root of EVIL.
Stealing to get money,
Beating up small innocent kids to get money,
Cheating people to get money,
Gambling to get money.

But gambling will get me into trouble!
Gambling will make me poor,
Maybe I will get in trouble with those ah longs! (loan sharks)

If I die ... I just want to say ...
It's all your fault nuffnang.

This is so random.
No offence to nuffnang,
Fact is,
I LOVE NUFFNANG :D

-Kritz