Blogs that I HATE dislike.

I can't stand this.
Since everyone wants to blog about blogs they don't like,
I might as well jump in the bandwagon.
But... I'm not following the flow,
I just can't stand this any more.

1. Navigations
Okay, I don't like navigations in the 1st place, because the chat box gets weird.
Besides that, most of the navigations I've seen are laggy.
Worse still, there are navigations with a small tiny part to show their blog entry.
I can't even see a picture for Pete's sake.
Oh ya, not to forget,
There are navigations that make you guess where to click :D
Act cute and make me click that small little thingy on the corner to navigate.
*clicks the top right X button*

2. Fonts.
Some have really really really small fonts. Small. tiny.
Okay fine, I can CTRL + scroll down to increase font size.
Some type with CAPITAL LETTERS.
I DON'T KNOW, IT GIVES ME THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU WANNA SHOUT IN MY FACE.
Or Some Who Type With Every A Capital Letter For Every Word.
oR tHeSe TyPe Of PeOpLe WhO hAvE tO mUcH tImE.
I don't really like everything in Italic too.

3. Colours.
Wah, BEAUTIFUL COLOURS >.>
Okay, maybe you want to highlight some particular words,
That's acceptable,
But you colour your whole page.
Argh.
Eye pain.
You want to know what makes my eye even worse?
Typing with a colour that is almost impossible to read.
Force me to highlight the words to read it.
How am I suppose to read with a background colour that's almost the same?

4. Sidebars.
I don't mind what you put on your sidebars,
Seriously I don't mind,
But please put important stuff like chat boxes on a higher place,
And not too many side bars please.
I personally think one is enough,
Not left, right, up, down, @_@.
Well, as long as your post has a place to breathe,
I'm okay with it.

5. Language.
I don't mean literally the language you use,
But the way you type.
I don't mind slangs or a little bit broken English,
Butt f0r th0s3z wh0 taiips lykks thiissshh isshh tuuhh muchhie l0rsx.

6. Content.
Political bloggers?
I can't say I hate them,
But I don't actually care about politics,
Thus, I won't read them.

Desperate bloggers,
Those who really cry for traffic till they post really really desperate stuff to get attention.
For instance,
Adding dirty words to a post which has no relevance to it.

Big shot bloggers,
Whoa, your famous, you can blog anything you want,
Even though if that means your totally wrong,
=/ Whatever >.>

Top 10 this that kinda blogs.
Well, if its true and accurate,
I'm okay with it,
But if you make something weird and lame like,
And think you so amazing that you came up with that,
Bleh.

Last but not least,
It seems to fall under sidebars,
But I friggin' hate it so much,
I wanna make a title for it.
7. Music
Yea,
It's your blog,
You like,
But this is mine,
So I'll say whatever I have to say.
For a person who open blogs in many many tabs,
At the same time that dude likes to listen to his own songs,
He doesn't want a whole lot of songs mixing up together,
Especially when its the middle of the night.
For those who has those noisy songs,
Its like chasing me away,
Saying
"I'VE GOT YOUR VISIT NOW, YOU SHOULD SCRAM, I DON'T NEED YOU ANY MORE"
And those who put songs that you cannot switch off,
*you know I'm talking about you*
I'll hate to purposely mute it.

I FRIGGIN' HATE BLOGS WITH MUSIC ARGH !@#$%^

Done with my complaining,
Come scold me if you don't agree with me,
And please use your name,
Because I'll happily accept it,
UNLIKE SOME BLOGGERS WHO DO NOT ACCEPT OTHER PEOPLE'S COMMENTS.
I understand the phrase :
"Its my blog and I can do whatever I want"
But you should also listen to comments.
You lil' stubborn brat.

-Kritz