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Not Your Average Super Hero

Okay,
Some super heroes that you and I know about.

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Superman.



1. Cape.
That cape shouldn't be there,
It might get stuck in some machine thing and most probably end up killing him.

2. Outfit.
Yea, special cloth that won't rip,
But it could be awkward ... if you-know-what happens.

3. Being weak against kryptonite.
That's bad.

4. Red underwear OUTSIDE.
Well, no one follows your style.
This proves that you're no trend setter.
The only trend is the ASS S on the chest.

Maybe Timothy Tiah was the only one who actually wore undergarments outside.


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Spiderman.



1. The spider factor
Okay,
Some radioactive spider bite.

I'll probably die after that,
Or maybe go to the hospital.

But spiderweb coming out from my veins?

2. The spiderweb.
Imagine flying halfway and the web breaks,
That would be nice.

3. The outfit.
Again,
It never rips.
Tell me where to get them?


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The Hulk.



1. Pants.
This is the question in everyone child's mind,
WHY WON'T THE PANTS RIP.

Reality.
They WILL RIP.
And he'd probably walk around naked.
And end up in a mental institute.

There goes another super hero.

2. Green body.
Why not purple,
Or gold or silver.
That would be better!


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Last but not least ... not not least ... very least.
Last but LEAST.

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MY EYES.
THEY ISH HURTING MEEEEEEE.

Sorry if I hurt you eyes too,
kritz-stuffaboutme.blogspot.com will not be responsible for any damage caused to your eyes.

1. ... everything.
It's just wrong.
I have to google to actually know what made him change because I didn't even bother to watch it.
Apparently,
He drank coffee with cicak,
Or something like that.

Yes he can climb walls like spiderman,
But he ain't got no web-veins.


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Wondering why am I posting this?
Nuffnang Exclusive Private Screening - Hancock
I'm not even sure if I did it correct or not ><
-Kritz

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